Minion Application Form

Please answer each question as honestly as possible. You may answer in either blue ink, black ink or your own blood.

1: Name:
2: REAL Name:
3: Age:
4: Gender:
5: Nationality (if alien please state home planet):
6: Race (if not human please state race/species):
7: Metahuman powers (if any):
8: Do you or have you ever had a hunchback? (We do not disqualify for handicaps):
9: What do you fear? (list any and all fears):
10: Do you now have or have ever had aspirations of being an evil lord in your own right?:
11: Are all your vaccinations current?:
12: What weapons do you own?:
13: What martial arts are you trained in?:
14: If references are asked for, could you provide them without digging up an unmarked grave?:
15: Are you willing to be cannon fodder? (if you don’t know what “cannon fodder” mean, just say yes): _Yes _No
16: Would you enjoy attacking heroes as part of a horde? (that’s a really big group): _ Yes _ No
17: Why did you become an evil minion?:
18: What crimes have you committed?:
19: What crimes do you want to commit?:
20: Can you provide your own minion theme music?:
21: Can you laugh in an evil manner?:
22: You have just captured a hero and tied him up. Your next action would be to?:
23: A superhero is attempting to thwart my plans. What do you do to them?:
24: Arrange the following in order of importance to you:
A: Money
B: Power
C:The death of all who oppose you
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note: there are no wrong answers. Some will get you accepted and some will get you killed, but none are wrong.